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Jeffrey Rollins This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia's deletion policy.
Please see this article's entry on the Votes for Deletion page for voting and discussion on the matter. Please do not remove or deface this notice or blank, merge, or move this article while the discussion is in progress. However, you are welcome to edit this article and improve it. For more information, read the Guide to Votes for Deletion. Jeffrey Daniel Rollins was born on January 21, 1987 in Denver, Colorado at the University Hospital to Carol Anne Rollins and William Duane Rollins. Nothing of consequence happened during his first 18 years. In high school he was part of the newspaper staff. He was a computer dork who was constantly correcting everyone's mutilated layout. He graduated from Smoky Hill High School in Aurora, Colorado with the class of 2005. He then went on to attend Arizona State University in Tempe on a full ride scholarship. There he planned to study underwater basketweaving and electrical engineering. Not much is known of his endeavors after moving to Tempe, except they involved the Mephiskapheles song "Bumble Bee Tuna Song" with Anthony Blake Eskridge and Christopher Krueger (who later eloped with a Chinese National known only as Eileen). Throughout his short but prolific life he was known to consume massive quantities of milk (along with orange chicken from Panda Express), which is believed to have led to his demise in combination with a tragic bonfire of College Materials. Unfortionatly, no more details about his tragic demise can be released by order of the federal government.
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