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Jeff MurdochJeff Murdoch is a character in the Coupling TV Series, played by Richard Coyle. Jeff is an Accountant at the same company where Susan works, and he is also a friend of Steve. It is because of Jeff knowing each of them that Steve and Susan meet and eventually enter a relationship. The Wisdom of Jeff (Taken from the BBC Website) Jeff's main function in the series is to provide most of the comedy one-liners or dialogues, and often comes out with laugh-out-loud, naively insightful or just completely insane things. Here are some of his quotes: - 'Women Remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own.'
- 'I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. Thats the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly youre a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.'
- 'Oh, wouldnt that be great...being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man, but with less embarrassing genitals.'
- 'I Hold in my hands the key to the gates of paradise, but I've got too many legs'
- 'All of us in our time are visited by the Melty Man...Dont say his name, Patrick. Dont even think his name, or he will rise from the shadow dimensions to do his evil work inside your terrified pants.'
Murdoch, Jeff
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