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Imperial PartyThe Imperial Party of Great Britain is a quasi-relevant British political party. It is well-known for its rather unconventional policies, which often dare to stand outside mainstream politically correct belief. Its policies are also extremely comic, comedy being one of the things that this party seeks to encourage in political life. The Party Leader (Emeritus) is supposedly a high-school student, although the website does make allowances for the possibility that it is referring to his son. He has a white beard, giving him a wise, sombre appearance and he speaks with clarity and precision. He has a clear vision for England and her dominions: transport based on a robust monorail system, serving the needs of both those who are sentenced to hard labour and those who are to be hanged. The track would naturally be strong enough to hang beggars, habitual thieves and illegal foreigners from. He would also avoid being the world policeman by recreating the empire and invading any countries with drug producers. Forced abortion would be carried out to further his Christian values. As with all serious political parties, the Imperial Party website does not fail to help the user. The often harsh nature of political boredom is alleviated by a friendly face. Willy the Wizard, an illiterate assistant, often claimed to be a clone of the Party Leader(Emeritus) frollicks on the screen, pouting nuggets of advice on Tony Blair's governance. It proves that the Imperial Party are truly magical, as none of the other main parties have a wizard. In honour of their little wizard friend, the leader (Emeritus) has been named Grand Wizard of the Empire and her Provinces. Imperial Party Website
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