Glen Quagmire

right Glenwood Quagmire is a character on the television cartoon program, Family Guy. Notable for his prodigious libido, he is voiced by the show's creator and lead writer, Seth MacFarlane. On the show Glen is the next door neighbor and best friend of Peter Griffin (even though Quagmire frequently spies and fantasizes about Peter's wife, Lois). When he is not hanging out with the guys, Quagmire is often seen trying to get with chicks, whether it's a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. It has been suggested that he is not above rape and he seems to have little long-term affection for women. When one of his partners casually asked what he did for a living after waking up in bed beside him, Quagmire happily responded by saying "I've got a question for you: why are you still here?" He has built up a resistance to Mace, due to it being used on him so often. His penis has been caught in unusual places so often that when he calls 911 he says things like "Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah. Yeah, yeah...it's in a window this time." Quagmire's house is ahead of its time and has multiple electronic advancements, including a full revolving bar inside so he never has to go to a bar to pick up chicks. Despite his sex-crazed nature Quagmire is portrayed as generally upbeat and high in spirits. Despite many crushing defeats, he never gives up. Glen Quagmire has also served in the Navy and is a commerical airline pilot. Quagmire's ideal woman was Taylor Hanson, who he is horrified to find out is a man. Quagmire loves drinking Pawtucket Patriot, and he can get Peter to ignore Lois by simply mentioning beer. Quagmire, Glen

 

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