General Bullshitting

The Theory of General Bullshitting is a humorous physical theory attempting to describe bullshit on a large scale. In the same way that the Theory of General Relativity is a counterpart to the theory of Quantum Mechanics the Theory of General Bullshitting may be thought of as the counterpart of Quantum bogodynamics. Amongst other things the theory predicts the existence of Brown Holes, concentrations of bullshit so dense that inside them the speed of thought is reduced to zero. Consequently, from a Brown Hole, no new information will ever emerge. It also explains why organizations harboring a Brown Hole are incapable of anything but a knee-jerk reaction to external circumstances.

 

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