Everything You Know Is Wrong

Noteworthy quotes

"Happy" Harry Cox

• Now don't be afraid, here in the "New Age", because there is a 'seeker' born every minute.

This is a paraphrase of the well-known aphorism, usually attributed to PT Barnum, that "there is a 'sucker' born every minute.

Narrator of an "official stolen secret government training film" on how to deal with an alien attack

• Avoid eye contact. If the aliens have no eyes, avoid 'all' contact.
• They think he is insane, yet he outranks them.

Notable characters

• ''Nino Savate the psychic mind-bender'' -- a parody of Uri Geller.
• Dare-demon 'Rebus Canebus' -- a parody of dare-devil Evel Knievel.
• Don Brouhaha a Native American shaman with a knowledge of natural psychoactive drugs -- a parody of Carlos Castenada's fictional shaman Don Juan Matus.

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