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caesar st augustine de buonaparte (enc)
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Caesar St Augustine De BuonaparteHis Royal Majesty Caesar St Augustine De Buonaparte is the self proclaimed Emperor of the United States of Turtle Island and "Good Party" candidate for president of the USA in 2000 and 2004. Born in 1960, he lives in Malibu. In 1996 he sent a letter to President Bill Clinton declaring war on the United States. Buonaparte claims that Clinton's failure to respond to his letter means that the United States conceded defeat. Therefore, Buonaparte is now Emperor of the US. The only previously known emperor of the United States was Joshua A. Norton. His platform includes: - Repeal of money and signature requirements for candidates to level the playing field for presidential candidates.
- Making politicians pass a civil service test to run for office.
- Placing trackers on all guns, and banishing anyone whose gun does not have a tracker. "Any criminals get exiled onto an island with all the other idiots," where they will kill each other according to de Buonaparte.
- He also intends to repeal the USA PATRIOT Act.
- "going after people" to shut down the world with the army. He claims this will be like the film The Day the Earth Stood Still.
He has made accusations that the government and corporations are forcing him to move from place to place and have stolen items from him - "They want to kill me or distress me so bad that I kill myself,". Furthermore he claims that "Eventually they and Bush are going to get us all killed with biological attacks,". See also * Full list of candidates in the U.S. presidential election, 2004
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