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B3taB3ta is a humorous British website, described as a "puerile digital arts community" by The Guardian. B3ta's main feature is a message board where members post digital images and short animations they have created, the best of which appear on the front page of the B3ta site. On Fridays, B3ta publishes an email newsletter with the latest work of the B3ta community and other interesting things found on the Web. B3ta also includes a small weblog for announcing the newsletter and other administrivia and for important notices or links which can't wait for the newsletter. For a while, B3ta even had its own radio show. To inspire creative works, B3ta poses a weekly image challenge, such as "if cats ruled the world" and a "question of a week", for example asking "what's your most embarrassing injury?". Many popular Internet phenomena were created by B3ta members, such as the Macromedia Flash cartoons created by Joel Veitch and Jonti Picking; however B3ta itself remains a relatively fringe community in comparison to the widespread popularity of these artists. Message board The main attraction of B3ta is the message board, where photoshopped images are posted by the members. The B3ta message board has a strong code of "netiquette" – a new thread should generally not be started unless it contains an image or link. Although this may seem severe, the board only shows 15 threads per page. A new thread will push the oldest one into the archives, decreasing the public exposure to the image in the post. Note, however, that a link should only generally posted to either an image, or an exceptional web site. Spamming (promoting one's own web site) or posting something which is deemed to be clich is not tolerated. These clich links are often referred to being "glasscock", named after the famous image of a female golfer kissing a trophy, which appeared to be a phallic shape due to the camera angle. This image was so ubiquitous at the time that it is thought that virtually the entire of the B3ta community had seen it, hence the name. The B3ta FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) contains a detailed account of the various rules for the site, and new posters are often referred to this document for guidance. ("Hello, new person. Please read the FAQ. Cheers." is a common message on the board, as it is triggered by the macro ~faq~.) Praise given by board members "Woo" and "Yay" are used extensively on B3ta to show approval of an image. Although interjections, they are occasionally used as adjectives – for example, one might see, "That picture is most woo, sir". Other variants exist, such as "Houpla", "W/Y/H" (Woo/Yay/Houpla), and "Panowie" for the most exceptional images, with the highest form of praise being a combination of all four: Woo Yay Houpla Panowie. In addition to verbal praise, many woo yay pictures are used, often shortened to "wooyay". This consists of an image, usually animated, photoshopped to include the words "woo" and "yay" in it. "Hi Cockalorum" is a phrase used to praise a wooyay picture. The ability to create an excellent picture is known as hummus: the "x-factor" which makes an picture or animation worthy of great praise. This consequently leads to responses such as, "the hummus is strong in this one", or that the person who has made said picture is "full of hummus". People who are lacking said ability may self-declare that they "can't fucking hummus", or are "lacking hummus". It should also be warned that regular board users look down on those who post "leet-speak", and in extreme cases can become very unfluffy and often sarcastic. The terms "pfffft!" and "Arf!" are seen as far more board-worthy signs of praise than "roflmao" or "omg lol!!!!111!!11!!oneone!!!eleven!!". Front-paging (FP) This is an honour granted to the best images of the day, where they are displayed on the front page of the site. Although in reality it is the message board moderators who promote an image to this status, the thanks is usually attributed by the image's creator to the "magic donkey", a mythical creature said to nod when it approves of an image. This is of course rubbish as everyone with any real brain knows the magic donkey only bothers himself with newsletter links and would not descend from his stable of light for anything so unimportant as an edited picture. The gay shift The gay shift is the B3tan name for any period of time shortly after 12.00am GMT. This is usually used as an excuse to post (good-natured) anti-homosexual jokes, mildly homoerotic pictures and doctored images of lesbians. The name arose as a rhyming companion to the time period before midnight, the "day shift". Occasionally an effort is made to call it by the more politically correct name "happy fun time". Bandwagons and bandwagoning Bandwagoning is the act of posting images related to a certain theme, or of a similar nature to a group of previously posted images. Bandwagon posts are generally unwelcome, unless they are particularly clever or inventive. Some bandwagons are started based on various cultural references such as advertismenets, news items, etc; which may explain why they cease to be amusing very quickly. The B3ta FAQ explicitly prohibits, or at the very least strongly discourages the use the bandwagons, yet they are still common. There have also been increasing occasions of "one-man bandwagons" – GoldenFanjita's use of Barbara Warner being a prime example. The difference between a bandwagon and a meme seems to be based on the joke's longevity; a meme is a bandwagon that never gets old (or at least takes much longer to become so). See memes. "I would" Commonly used as a response to a particularly aesthetically pleasing image. Also used as a sarcastic reply to aesthetically unpleasing images – in which case the phrase "Sunshine Elephant would" is also applied, under the general consensus that the user Sunshine Elephant would have sexual intercourse with anything and everyone. BT/Brian Text A lot of posted pictures also have associated alt/title text. This is often refered to as Brian-Text or BT. The name was coined in a discussion about which was best to use, since some web browsers by default do not show alt-text. Brian Text is also used on hats which are made for the donation icons members have. This form of BT is commonly refered to as BT2000. Talk board The talk board is identical to the main message board except for the fact that it is not possible to post images. It was created in response to the ever-increasing speed with which the main board moves, and possibly also in response to the rising popularity of the 4rthur message board. Topics of discussion vary wildly, although it is usually silly in nature. Serious flaming is less common than on the main board, although regulars frequently hurl non-serious abuse at each other. It is currently only linked to from the FAQ and as a result there are far fewer users who actively post there compared to the main board, possibly to allow b3ta regulars an area to communicate free from harrassment by new users. Unfortunately posters of threads without images are often accused of "threadwasting" and told to go to the talk board, as if this were a law, an attitude which is described in the FAQ as intolerant. The moderators in reality permit threads without images. Image Challenge This is a weekly competition, where images are posted along a certain theme – examples include New Software Products, or The World if it was run by kittens. The entries are posted as normal threads on the message board, but are marked with a "C" icon to differentiate from normal posts. All the entries also accumulate in a central repository that can be browsed anytime. The three winners are chosen by a board member, and are posted along with the theme of the new challenge in the Friday newsletter. Almost invariably, a "special mention" is also given – perhaps to a post not exactly fitting the theme of the competition, but posted due to a deliberate misunderstanding. See also Photoshop contest. The challenge topics are usually chosen by board members, but occasionally the "Challenge Dictator" (aka Rob Manuel) will decide. Question of the Week Recognizing that not everyone wants to muck around with Photoshop, the site asks a question each week hoping to provoke amusing anecdotes. It was originally used as material for the radio show and the newsletter, but now is instead just used in the newsletter and on the front page. Newsletter The weekly newsletter is published on Friday afternoon, and features the best work by members of the B3ta community. Famous examples include Rob Manuel's Female or Shemale, Jonti Picking's Badger Badger Badger, and Joel Veitch's Punk Rock Kittens. Generally, the newsletter consists of the following sections: - "What B3ta people have been making this week" – self-explanatory.
- "Sites in brief: Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates" – although in theory similar to the first section, it increasingly features oddities from around the Internet in general. This usually includes items not intended to be humorous but that are from their context, such as a watch with inbuilt Geiger counter, or pre-mixed salt and pepper.
- "Things that make you go aaah" – a relatively new section, usually linking to photographs of baby animals. The newsletter itself describes it as its "great voyage to catalogue the cutest things in the world".
- "B3ta image challenge" – the results from the previous week's image challenge, and the announcement of the next week's challenge.
- "Question of the week" entries which caught the editors' eyes.
- "What happened next?" – follow-ups on stories previously featured.
- "Star in next week's issue" – a plea for content for further newsletters. This is very tongue-in-cheek, but occasionally one of the less ridiculous suggestions will get made (such as a game about hayfever).
- "Top tip" – a domestic tip provided by one of the board members. The top tips are similar to "old wives' tales", in that they seem ridiculous, but may have some scientific explanation.
- "Good and bad" – a recent addition, comprising of a list of recent things which the editors like and dislike, and their reasons for doing so.
- Some older newsletters also contained a "B3ta radio" section – a summary of the content of the up-coming radio show, and listening details.
- Issue 149 featured a one-off section: "Stuff we've learned from Wikipedia", following the words of praise on the main site's weblog: "Read Wikipedia – we're addicted."
B3ta Radio Until July 2004, B3ta had its own radio show, which was broadcast from Resonance FM (104.4 FM in London, also available via streaming broadcast from the Resonance FM website) between 4PM and 5PM. The show was presented by Rob Manuel, the owner of the site, and his accomplice, David Stevenson. There were often special guests – sometimes contributors to the site, sometimes semi-famous musicians, such as the drummer from Blur. Perhaps the most notable guest was Joel Veitch, who performed some of his most popular songs live. The show was so successful that it prompted B3ta to post a Bit Torrent of an MP3 to their weblog, the first time such an event had occurred. Rob announced the end of the radio show in July 2004, claiming that he wanted to spend more time making the newsletters. Memes Memes are the lifeblood of B3ta. Although many older board members may resent the lack of originality shown by using these clichs, some, such as The Quo or The Fear, crop up regularly. A brief-lived spate of postings featuring a new meme is known as a bandwagon, in the sense that everybody is jumping on it. A brief list of B3ta memes: - The Glass Cock – A famous image of a female golfer kissing a trophy. As the name implies, the camera angle makes it look as though it is a vitreous phallus. The image was passed around via e-mail so much that the term "Glass Cock" came to be known as a synonym for a clich. A link which many people have seen before is hence derided as "glasscock" or "GC". The Glass Cock Index (see link below) was set up to list all links posted recently to B3ta, to prevent any duplicate links in a short period of time. (The Glass Cock Index also sports said image as its logo.)
- Shark, Bridge and Helicopter a.k.a. "Is it Real?" – Similarly to the Glass Cock, this image has been doing the e-mail rounds for quite a while, usually under the title "AND YOU THINK YOUR sic HAVING A BAD DAY AT WORK!!". It shows a shark jumping from the water, apparently to attack a man suspended on a ladder from a helicopter hovering about 15 feet above the water. San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge is visible in the background. The caption claims that the image was taken by the Royal Navy in South Africa – despite the fact that both the helicopter and the bridge are American. The shark has been superimposed on the image. Although the picture is so absurd, many believed it to be true until it was proved otherwise, and "Is it real?" is the standard (sarcastic) response to this image or a derivations. (See "External links" for a Snopes article about this image.)
- The Quo – The band, Status Quo, are represented by an image of both members of the band laughing, and has proved to be one of the most long lived memes. This image is usually hidden in another, often one portraying a scene of havoc or a disaster (the implication being that "The Quo" have caused the disaster). These hidden images can range from the blindingly obvious to the extremely subtle, sometimes only involving their outline rather than the band members themselves. It is not known if either Rick Parfitt or Francis Rossi have seen these images or learned of their infamous reputation.
- The Fear – A heavily photoshopped image of a peculiar creature with two heads (see the first instance of The Fear). It was originally made by Spacefish, but the name was given to it by Joel Veitch, who claimed that "That creature's purpose is to be waiting, staring at your face, as soon as you wake up, and then to sneak up and stare at you until you turn slightly and see it and leap with shock. All day, every day." The standard response is "Argh! The Fear! The Fear!", with "The Fear!" repeated ad nauseam.
- Furtive Polar Bear – a kleptomaniacal polar bear named Furtive, usually accompanied by a penguin, who came to be known as Fluffy. Both featured in Joel Veitch's Tales of the Blode Episode 4: Food Feed Fury, where it was discovered that Furtive had a weakness to citrus fruit. This character has declined in popularity, however, and is now seen very rarely.
- Making fun of newbies – Several newbies have posted to B3ta with messages so incoherent or moronic that they have become memes. Perhaps the most famous of these was "YOUR ALL GAY" (sic), which earned the poster a flash cartoon and song featuring meerkats and Oscar Wilde (see below for link). Lesser known trolls include beckiboo1234, whose only message was "wers da rude stuf?? lol". Despite getting flamed for the rest of the thread, "da rude stuf" was never heard of again. A seemingly bizarre troll asked the location of the "uplaod codez" – suffice to say the B3ta boarders neither knew, understood, nor cared, and the "uplaod codez" was adopted into the collective vocabulary. After the event of Gimbo's "fluffiness investigation" (in which he posed as a troll to test how good-natured the B3tans are), some trolls have been suspected to be regulars in disguise.
Controversy Throughout its history B3ta, and its contributors has been subject to a lot of controversy. The most notable events were the production of a Popstars flash animation which relied heavily on the use of phalli. When threatened with legal action the animation was pulled from the site. The site has also suffered from several media attacks and features in tabloid press on occasion. A photoshopped calendar purporting to be of naked MPs caused particular concern – see "External links" for a newspaper cutting. Trivia - B3ta vs. web filters: As stated above, B3ta is perhaps the model of puerility. Although images which could be interpreted as being pornographic are not shown explicitly, and marked "NSFW" – "Not Safe For Work" – B3ta's content is considered by many to be distasteful. B3ta also held the somewhat dubious honour of being one – if not the only – website to be banned under six categories by web filtering company N2H2 (see http://database.n2h2.com/cgi-perl/catrpt.pl). Some of these categories, particularly "Nudity" and "Sex", were seen as undeserved by some. Sometime in 2004, in response to this, its status was downgraded to just "Tasteless/Gross" and "Jokes". Regardless, many companies and schools use N2H2 to filter out their employees' or students' web requests, and B3ta undeniably reduces office productivity. To prevent blocking a swear-word filter was introduced. It replaces offensive words with "cranberry", "watermelon", "baby orangutans"; also, bizarrely, it replaces the word "hug" with "molest". The board users quickly found ways of circumnavigating the filter by placing HTML tags in the middle of such words, causing the filter to fail to parse them; other ways of getting round the filter were to post images of offensive words, or replace letters with ISO 8859-1 codes. However the filter was partially successful with several images made to celebrate it. Currently though the filter allows swear-words through, and only filters out the words hug, cuddle and snuggle.
- Pronouncing "B3ta": The FAQ says that B3ta should be pronounced to "rhyme with Peter". Regarding the differing pronunciations of "Peter", "B3ta" should be pronounced accordingly.
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