| Adj. | 1. | squiffy - very drunkbesotted, blind drunk, blotto, pie-eyed, slopped, sloshed, crocked, fuddled, sozzled, tiddley, tiddly, tipsy, potty, smashed, soaked, soused, pissed, pixilated, plastered, cockeyed, loaded, wet, stiff, tight drunk, inebriated, intoxicated - stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of intoxicated sailors"; "helplessly inebriated" | |